"TO BE A STAR"
by D. M. Larson
Part 4 "No Refunds"
Possible Dance Scene with a song such as Counting Stars by One Republic
(Scene starts with a lemonade style stand. LUCY is sitting behind it and there is a sign that says "BURN YOUR MONEY HERE". A guy named JOE goes up to the stand)
JOE
I'd like to burn a $1,000 please.
LUCY
Stick your money in the bucket.
JOE
There... ain't you gonna burn it?
LUCY
This is a non-smoking section. I'll have to burn it later on. Here's your receipt.
JOE
Awesome. Everyone is going to be jealous.
(AMY rushes in)
AMY
What are you doing?!
JOE
Burning my money.
AMY
Are you crazy?
JOE
But this is what all the stars do. I hear Meeny Manly Moe burned over a million dollars last year.
AMY
You're no star! You can't afford to burn money.
JOE
Not a star? I have at least two adoring fans in that audience right now.
AMY
Your granny and mommy don't count.
JOE
I can't believe you are upset about this.
AMY
That's a lot of money.
JOE
I just want to fit in.
AMY
What a waste. What a terrible waste.
JOE
Fine. I'll ask for it back. She hasn't burned it yet.
(LUCY puts up a sign that says "No Refunds")
LUCY
No refunds.
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